Phil Selman

Comedian, Curmudgeon, Roastmaster

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"Mad as hell and not going to take it or he's really annoyed but you can't stop watching."

David Fewster

"He researched our organization on his own. Jokes were fresh and fit our group."

Denise Layman

"Showtime, SiriusXM, Comedy Central, MTV and radio stations across the country."

Roger Paul

STUFF ABOUT ME

Phil Selman is the comedian that comedians come to see on their night off. He’s played national and international comedy clubs, seen in four major motion pictures, including the horror-comedy film Blood Night and appeared on over twenty television shows. You can see him on Showtime’s original series Californication, Comedy Central, MTV and heard on over one-hundred radio stations across the country. He’s worked with Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Ray Romano, Dave Chapelle, Jim Norton and Jerry Seinfeld.

The Corporate Roaster

Comedian Phil Selman will help you plan, produce and perform in your own corporate roast and he will host the event as Roastmaster. A corporate roast is great entertainment for any event with a guest of honor from your business, agency or office. All-in-good-fun comedic insults are also sprinkled with funny stories, heartfelt tributes and praise throughout the presentation. Make your honoree feel truly honored and have fun doing it! Book Phil Selman for your next event!

"I went to a massage parlor and she had an eye infection, she had big sunglasses on..."

"My Russian urologist had big hands. It was very painful. I wasn't prepared."

"I worked with Kinison, Bill Hicks and Otto & George. We took acid. They're all dead."

"I don't dislike everyone. There are still some people I haven't met yet."

"I burned a few bridges in my past. I also burned entire transportation systems."

"I was going to join Ancestry but why find more relatives I don't speak to."